not mine.

HERS.

its incredible, and incidentally, so is her rack. yowzer.

When I was growing up, Santa made me smile once a year.

Now he's got a website that guarantees to keep your cynical ass (and pride) in stitches.

Now that I've hat-tipped him, I don't feel as bad about stealing his "drink beer and pee" game for my fun stuff section. Woo Hoo!

 

The internet's coolest couple, Sarah K. and Frank J. announced their engagement. Travel to IMAO to leave congratulatory nuggets for the poster children of blogging relationships.

 

 

Two fun new additions to the "fun stuff" section:

1. Fun Dante's test: Find out which level of hell you're headed for
2. Fun Yankee / Reb test: Honestly stolen (with a hat tip) from Hopelessly Aporetic. Find out whether you belong to the blues or the grays.

The test says I'm 71% Southern. I think it should have been higher. And, I think that I should have been given bonus points for knowing all the words to "Homespun Dress", and "Bonn!e Blue Flag." Buggers.

Go shopping today at Bryan-Mart for an Easter story that will make you smile - and the ASPCA squirm.

Oh yeah - and he's kinda cute.

One day, I hope to be as good a writer as this chick. She's funny, talented, frank, and sexy.

I probably don't have a big enough readership to pull this off, but I want to start a campaign to get her write more.

Here's the link to visit / comment on her site. Anything you can do to help me pull this off would be appreciated.

...has been a long-time in getting its "come-up-pants" on the web. Indeed, this may be because most bloggers consider themselves technologically savvy, and are loath to criticize business who try to incorporate fun new toys, like voice recognition programs.

This blogger throws caution to the wind and lets loose (or, throws caution to the loose and lets wind) about the disservice that technology provides in some areas.

For the record, I agree with aphrodites.

Most people don't think I'm kind. Most people think I'm a mean-spirited grouch. I don't put up with much tom-foolery, and overly happy people make me very irritable indeed. I wear alot of black, choose my words carefully, and I believe that applauding is for peasants.

Kind people gloss over unpleasantries. I don't. If I think you suck, I'll put you in my web suckiness column. Just ask Jarrett.

So, Sam, I was not being kind. I was being honest. You're alright in my book. Keep it up.

This guy's darkness will make you laugh your way to Hell. Creepy, that as I sit in Texas and type this, lightening and thunder battle it out around me.

Sooooo Weird. There's a very good chance that God and I have very different opinions about this guy's blog.

Theivery isn't actually thievery in the blogosphere if you extend a hat-tip.

I like this quiz. It's short. I'm a seductress. You're just a whore.

Hat-tip to Kimberly.

 

Check out this guy.

Candid. Frank. Sometimes cruel. But refreshing as a tall, cool glass of water on a hot Texas day.